Not Cool Profiles

	NoOneNoWhereText  (Male) NAME:Classified CODENAME:Cobra Commander OCCUPATION:Classified INTERESTS:I like playing table tennis, reading, walking around parks, Cobra Commander, and wiffle ball bats DISLIKES: Crowds, people, ...
	ozmejies  (Female) My name is Lyndsey. I'm a 16 year old junior in high school. Too scared to start driving and too unmotivated to get a job, I seem to be the stereotypical low-life of my group of friends. This year, th ...
	yrskinnyfists  (Female) Please, Space Monkey, don't give me a moustache..i'll be good, i promise. I'm pictured in the yearbook, but they forgot to type my name. How typical. I think that sums up my existence in a nutshel ...
	BethD  (Female) What can I say? I'm an accountant. From Jersey. How much more not cool can you get? Oh wait....I used to date the Founder of this website.......yeah, you can't get any un-cooler than that. =P ...
	xo dejected_delusion ox  (Female) Looks like you've stumbled upon my profile. I'll make this as painless as possible. I'm heather. I'm the sort of girl who spots an insect in her room and takes it outside using a tissue, as it dese ...
	liz  (Female) I'm a huge fan of scrabble. I get nervous around throngs of people. I made a snoop dog tribute page once. I used to work at a college radio station until I flunked out of school and moved across the c ...
	iamdarlene  (Female) i am 5'1" and i hate sitting on public stalls. i like beautiful sounds especially from the organ, piano, spanish guitar, harmonica, mandolin, viola... the list goes on. i have an exquisite taste in mu ...
	softvanilladeath  (Female) i am pressed for time so this won't be any good. not that it would have been better, had i more time. i can always change it later on. i really like soft vanilla ice cream cones. i wanted my aim s ...
	crabbytoothfairy  (Female) watch your teeth,kids....
	zombiezombieszombies  (Female) My hobbies include reading the dictionary, lowering small children into open manholes, and researching useless information on bands no one likes. For work, I take baths with canines. I also enjoy sa ...
	SuperNinjaBumPimp  (Male) My names Tom. My favorite color is clear, and I like to play GTA:Vice City all day and eat granola bars. In other news, Thrice is a damn good band, and I want to move to Cali. ...
	hail2riot  (Female) I was told to join or die..lmao so here I am still alive. Second of all, I am a girl. I am gay. I love women and I like new friends but please I like to leave the age at 18 and over. No offense but ...